Author: gelno

A true hot rodder wouldn’t be content until he had created a car so violent, so hairy, so totally sick that the very act of dropping the hammer would result in instant death. Anything less results in the need to go faster.

If you can’t fix it with a hammer, the problem is electrical.

You hear the one about a dyslexic that walks into a bra?

Air conditioners are really cool.

Go fuck your hat!

Do what you like….unless that’s video games or art.

Dear God, Please don’t let me fuck up.

It’s like gold encrusted gold.

Maybe you’re one of those high faultin types that likes 3/8ths. Hey, I don’t judge.

When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.