Author: gelno

Sometimes there’s a man…

Momma says pretty’s for flowers and movie stars cause neither ones got a brain.

I don’t care about pollution, I’m an air conditioned gypsy.

A fizzle, a fart, and a puff of smoke.

Cut towards your chum, not your thumb.

How loosely woven is the thread of our happiness.  A tug or two and it unravels to reveal how empty our everyday lives really are.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

-Bilbo Baggins on his 111th birthday

I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.

We’ve been married so long were getting into that S & M stuff; she sleeps and I masturbate.

It’s like a target, most people are in the bullseye but we are at different points on the outer ring, orbiting around, playing duck duck goose.