Author: gelno

Engineers don’t doodle, we design.

Also, in my house that’s what paper plates are for. Countless projects and ideas have been sussed out on round paper with curved curly edges….those edges giving strength and stiffness to the paper which would otherwise flop over (engineering expression) when held upright.

Funny how stubborn and stupid have the same first 3 letters.

You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because of it’s silent P.

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.

A lot can happen between now and never.

I’m not as dumb as you look.

You’re not as dumb as I look.

Ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?

If you don’t go when you wanna go, when you do go you’ll find you’ve gone.

You don’t have to get your panties in an uproar.