Month: December 2015

You hear the one about a dyslexic that walks into a bra?

Air conditioners are really cool.

Go fuck your hat!

Do what you like….unless that’s video games or art.

Dear God, Please don’t let me fuck up.

It’s like gold encrusted gold.

Maybe you’re one of those high faultin types that likes 3/8ths. Hey, I don’t judge.

When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

Sometimes there’s a man…

Momma says pretty’s for flowers and movie stars cause neither ones got a brain.