Month: December 2015

You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because of it’s silent P.

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.

A lot can happen between now and never.

I’m not as dumb as you look.

You’re not as dumb as I look.

Ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?

If you don’t go when you wanna go, when you do go you’ll find you’ve gone.

You don’t have to get your panties in an uproar.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, it has a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Because a doughnut will make things all happy.